i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
I wish my mouth had a period so that could be my excuse on those days I don't feel like giving head
I like how washing the beer bong is now a regular part of washing the dishes.
I'm sitting the next couple hours out. Puking in a potted plant really put shit into perspective for me.
I need a hobby that doesnt involve alcohol and my tv
At this point do you think buying mom a pot plant would be funny or highly inappropriate?
Also, I'd like to add that that I'm not quitting my job, my boss fed me shots at 11 am this morning.
i thought i should point out that whatever else you can say about me, i've still gotten high with a midget.
He asked me if I wanted to play "Edouard Mandevan," turns out that's French for Edward Winehands
Lesson learned:nothing good comes from an at home wax kit.
Im quite confident that my struggle with sobriety ended last night sometime after dinner
He radiates elegant sexual dominance. I bet even his balls have pinstripes.
Someone fucked a stripper in their rental car, there is goddamn glitter everywhere.
Kinda. I got kicked outta the bar, and then incited a riot until the cops came and I bailed
I'm not saying it wasn't great. I'm just saying sleeping with a gassy, depressed,45 year old mother was a different experience. Would do it again though.
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