Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
I just witnessed Grandma making her infamous daiquiris. Extraordinary.
Never again will we have slut saturday. Never.
Yeah. she rolled up to the party on a unicycle then peed in the bushes. TA of the year.
Wise words from the guy who drunkenly chipped his teeth on the sidewalk
Crosswalk actually
I think I found out what we're going be for Halloween....Alcohol poisoning victims.
I just really need to get the matching flask to go with my pill box. Is this another step towards rock bottom?
How am I feeling this morning? Well, besides the fact that my vagina looks like a pair of giraffe's lips and I'm walking like an over-confident cowgirl, I'm fantastic. Thanks for your concern.
Dude, you can't even imagine the trip, I actually thought that there were Care Bears sitting next to me at the bar, I'm pretty sure I started hitting on the pink one.
Just bought weed from the ice cream man. The kid in front of me got a tootie fruitie.
I warned you. Don't come crying to me when your vagina refuses to forgive you for this.
I spent the last 6 months operating under the assumption that I HADNT fucked a paramedic. I was wrong.
mcfuck me up
MCFUCK ME UP INSIDE
your mom was just petting me...I am strangely comfortable with it
They say you need two forms of ID, but in reality 1 nice set of tits works every time
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