I just realized that this morning is the first morning i've put on underwear in a week.
I love summer.
Should you consider yourself out of control when everyone at the party is cheering you on while you're puking, and on the last heave you act like you're rolling dice right before the finale???
we got cut off at 8 am. He spilled his drink three times on the plane. this should be one hell of a vegas trip
I just had a full choir singing the phrase pudding cup in my head. Too. Stoned.
Today I'm judging my level of singleness on a scale of one to eat-a-can-of-frosting. It's not looking good for me.
Ooooh. Get funfetti
We were tripping too hard to figure out to tell him where we were so we sent a picture of me laying outside the tent saying "find us"
Nothing screams fatass like a pizza that doesn't fit in your car
That bar is one yeast infection away from total annihilation.
Of course not. I'd be offended if you didn't bring my boobs into casual conversation.
I'm wearing a utility belt filled with alcohol
this night just went from meh to biblical thanks to drunk naked yahtzee
I'm playing a lilo and stitch drinking game
Aloha alcoholism.
If those panties could talk.
"Once upon a time, Jenny got chlamydia from a magician. The end."
The guy I slept with in AZ just called and is moving here next week.
She ripped her shorts off and yelled "VAGINA TIME!"
Randomize
