No, I'm talking to this Chinese girl. Can't understand a word she's saying, but i think i caught the word vagina a few times.
Kelly went into her room with Dave, but is moaning Tommy...
okay so using the row boat as a giant snow sled probably wasn't the best idea.
He washed my hair whilst I gave him head in the shower. Bored or gay?
yeah so our basement was flooded 4 feet. we just smoke and drank and then went swimming. gotta make the best out of it
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
just went to my meeting with last nights make up still on, not wearing a bra, and the 14 shot tallies still on my wrist.. My advisor's questions should be answered as to why I'm not in my major yet.
What sexual position says im sorry for your loss?
Good morning sunshine. Care to hear the riveting tale of Michelle and the Almost Great Night That Ended In An Early Morning of Karma Emptying It's Bowels On Her Guilty Shoulders?
Pro: she asked me to be a bridesmaid. Con: i only have about nine months to get over a phobia of midget strippers.
I am trying to take a picture of a man in a wheelchair trying to ship a michael jackson portrait
Is it bad that I'm a 32 year old woman that is so afraid of commitment that a hamster is too much responsibility?
I just can't do Wednesdays sober anymore
Holy sore nipples Batman
I would rather suck a dick or two than go there
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