Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
Riding home in a carseat. Worst. Night. Ever.
You stuck the head of a rubber chicken you found in her house up your ass and then started running around her living room. Naked.
She said you were bangin on the counters of McDonalds singing "These Eyes" at 4am
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
It was like the titanic mixed with those sad puppy commercials mixed with jello shots
We just set the fire alarm off with a fog machine. What's my first instinct? Finish my drink. I think I handled that correctly.
I was scared I had HIV after last time so I'm not gonna do it again
But he was really hot
Glad you don't have HIV
His new place is a molesden. Like a hole in the ground. It's frightening how oddly private it is.
It rubs the lotion on it's foreskin...
I cannot describe the pre-ejaculative horrors thru the medium of text messaging
Hypothetically speaking, when I get a sugar glider would it be frowned upon to bring it Ito classes with me in m pocket?
I just saw the co founder of Waffle House passed away Friday. Are you okay?
That's about the same time my life started falling apart... Coincidence?!?!? I think NOT!!!
I think I should've done my makeup before I took the acid. Because now I just feel silly looking at myself in the mirror
Hhhaaa He said Peanutburter disinfect lol. Like peanut butter can disinfect stuff. None of those guys are safe
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