I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
90% of the problems in your life are directly related to your vagina
I was so high that i was talking shit about a girl I was with via text, and I handed the phone to her so she could type the shit I was trying to say.
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
For the record, saying you're friends with the owner doesn't work when the owner is the one throwing you out.
That's exactly how my pussy feels when I shave it. Like a cross between a naked mole rat and a newborn child. Embrace it.
after tonight, seriously nothing could taste better than toothpaste
I LEAVE YOU TWO ALONE FOR 45 MINUTES AND ALL MY WHIPPED CREAM AND CONDOMS ARE GONE
He left in the middle of the night, he left his shoes behind and stole my doc martens..size 6 female. Wtf?
man my uterus needs to drop the egg or GTFO, BUUUSHIT
Xanax and cookies, it's good to be home
I'm batshit crazy. I don't know how you guys keep forgetting that
Accidentally searched up "pizza pasties" instead of "pizza pastries". I was not disappointed.
Greattt I just sexted my dad trying to write u back
No, not if I told them not to. they listen to me. I have a vagina.
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