Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
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No, a stripper letting you buy her dinner is not the same as a girlfriend.
he drank a monster margarita at dinner. had to ask me if it was dollars or minutes that ended in 60.
i just saw some one pass a baby through the drive-thru window at dairy queen.
it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
You kicked in the door when she was blowing him. You dont remember do you?
I'm going to call you, don't answer. Need to practice moaning to your answering machine again
I feel bad for the cleaning lady. All you can smell is latex and Jaegermeister
He peed in the bird bath. Those birds are gonna be pissed
THERE IS NOT ENOUGH CAPSLOCK IN THE HISTORY OF THE WORLD TO EXPRESS MY CURRENT STATE OF WHAT THE FUCK JUST HAPPENED
I think Saturday night will always be a mystery to me, except for buying an excessive amount of birthday shots for everyone and yelling BIRTHDAY SHOTS before every shot.
Good. Sleepy. In the middle of a pregnancy scare. The usual.
This has to be the weirdest conversation I've ever had sober and in the middle of the day before.
Right?? Give me some apple scented candles and I'm a fall wet dream
Santa tracker drinking game, you in or what?
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