you never know, standards drop, they turn gay, shit happens.
Or they can chase TEQUILA shots with it. I don't know why my phone capitalizes TEQUILA.
We're gonna have the chick that teaches kindergarteners to fold origami roll the joints.
I was so proud to be driving sober that I wanted to get pulled over so I could tell the officer I hadn't been drinking.
They got a 10 foot tall beach ball from the roof of a McDonalds. Get the fuck over here.
Its people like u that make people like me go to rehab. He has a lazy eye for christ sakes.
So i know i shouldnt being spending random large amnts of money...but i just bought a sword.
I'm in the freezer. Shit took away any trace of hangover outa my body.
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous
Boobs have been pretty central in my life somehow lately which makes me question if I am truly gay
WHAT HAS MY LIFE COME TO I'M MAKING A SCARF FOR A PENIS
You had me at "let me see your balls"
I'll give you one guess. It has a cock and I want it
I had to remind him last night as he had his arm around me, "We hook up, we don't cuddle!"
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