it was like getting a handjob from robocop
I wish i could 80s montage me losing weight
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
I only get commercials for vodka and Rogaine now. You're exactly right, Hulu. That's exactly right.
I just laid my head on this pillow and I smelt your penis. It was comforting.
When Vanessa's kindergarten teacher called me in because she was caught with her hand down some boys pants in the bathroom, I knew you babysat last week.
Food poisoning on first date... Still rode the mechanical bull like a champ
Your dick is going to fall off. Be careful or you'll get callouses. A workingman's dick.
So as a result of a tragic manscaping accident I've had to shave all the hair off of my legs. The result is... not great
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
The cup holder in my recliner holds a whole bottle of wine. That's definitely a sign.
He was playing minecraft so I took a shower with my vibrator
He asked me to fly out to Seattle to participate in a week of marathon sex so I'm at the airport now. I'll call you when I get back.
And then he tried to convince me that he could wear a condom instead of pants to go out.
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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