i find it a beautiful talent that i know how much pubic hair the girl in the next stall has just from the sound of her urine
No we didn't have sex. I got my period on his finger.
Was it a good night or a bad night when you have to apologize to someone the next day for trying to fuck them with a turtle?
I went to the haunted house just to see her - Hello new fetish!
you shall refer to me as my indian name from now on...running with dumb cunts
I had to break up with him he didn't understand my priorities. I'm sorry but Saturday nights are for pot and Doctor Who. I'm not going to change who I am.
The things happening in my intestines right now should only ever happen at truck stops and frat houses.
I wish you looked at me the way you looked at my brothers penis
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
Stop confusing me with every girl you know that doesn't like sex.
On the flip side, we did almost have sex wearing a gorilla mask and deer antlers.............
Is it bad that if I found out I couldn't have kids I'd be more pissed that I've been using unnecessary condoms than the fact that I'll never be a mother?
dude, totally just walked home...using pizza as gloves
2 weeks shy of 25 and all I’m wishing for is a secret admirer who pulls my trash cans to the curb Wednesday morning for me because I always forget to Tuesday’s nights thanks to it being dollar draft night at the local bar
she told me id be a great addition to their lesbian community and shes giving me sex eyes from across the room. come get me NOW
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