Just wanted to let you know that if you need my services as a male dancer for his birthday, let me kno so I can clear my schedule
Never fear I pulled out... she had "lies about taking birth control" written all over her
well, tey weren't taking lap dances as payment today
I wish I had a dollar for every time I've slept off a late night I dont want to remember in my recliner.
she's not going to take you seriously with an empty 40 and a sombrero on your head.
i'm pretty sure they aren't charging me for that window i broke with a turkey sandwich while i was hammered.
It's just a matter of time. The ball is in my court. Soon to be in her mouth.
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
We need more drag queens in our life I've decided
You can wear my underwear. It'll be like old times.
I just fucked her in her boyfriends bathroom... he was in the room sleeping.
So in my DUI class I had to write down 3 people I'd call if I needed to talk and why...they all want to meet you now...
Nothing showshows the government the middle finger more than spending your tax refund on drugs
he was wearing a widestriped red gingham suit jacket with complete sincerity im not surprised she beat the shit out of him
Hey mike is locked out, sleeping on the common room couch, no idea where his pants are nor does he know where he is. When you get this let him in? And let me know ur alive too!
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