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How long do you think herpes can live on chapstick?
Sponge bath it is.
i hope the fucking fire crotch burns his mouth
He was doing push ups, crunches and jogging in place in front of the restaurant. I'm not too sure I want to eat there if it requires immediate exercise following the meal.
do you think you could subtly ask him about the dimensions of his penis?
Full contact beer pong was definitely not my best idea.
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
I'm honestly considering asking her if I can eat her out, as a friend.
Where are you in relation to the mariatchi band?
Are you doing that thing where you're convinced I made a terrible decision
Daily.
And I'm laying here struggling with the notion that I need to put pants on.
Tell me not to drink and get on ladders. I think I need the reminder.. I'm clumsy enough sober.
Stop chatting and get in the fucking car. I didn't get my asexual ass out of bed just to watch you flirt and fail with someone you're never going to see again.
Well it might’ve been because you asked to play What Makes You Beautiful at the club
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