How can i ever say i miss u when u wont go away
woke up naked, spooning with wine bottle.. and my video chat was still open. fuck, not again.
Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
what day is it and did you see me today?
unlike you, ive never imagined darth vader masturbating
Dude feel your hair right now it feels so weird like pasta
gave myself the "you're a really good girlfriend" talk on the way to where i intentionally cheated on him. i am my own drunken therapist.
I head back to the dorms in less than a week I'm not ready to see my roomate naked that much again.
duuuude the clock in this car says its 85 past 19.
dear god, who put you in a cab?
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
He told me that if I were a guy he'd go gay for me. Honestly don't know how to take that.
He said we would have a beautiful daughter together. That way too much for a one night stand...
I am thinking about buying a decorative chest for all our sex stuff....
Well I didn't know she was a dominatrix...so I kind of just went with it
Isn't it funny how we're still best friends after that incident with the old lady in the bathroom
You fucking bailed on me. But I love you still
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