I just want you to know that me val and amanda are drinking on top of a hill lookig at the chicago skyline drinking icehouse and we just peed in public.
Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
Do I need to let your sister outside to go pee or anything before I leave?
Midget Michael Jackson impersonator dancing to Beat it in Penn Station almost caused me to miss my train. God, I
Do you know how easy it would be to shoplift if I was a magician?!
You're the only chick there. That's not an orgy, that's called a gang bang...
how was your night?
well, i just purchased 'sorry for being a drunk whore' cupcakes. how do you think my night was?
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
I still think he fell and scraped his elbow and lost his credit card buying 8 hot chocolates for hobos
Everyone is now just referring to it as "the night Hannah couldn't get laid" so needless to say you didn't miss much
Lets trade lives
And i will lay in bed and piss all over everywhere, drink whiskey and have sex with married bears
I can't believe he just friend zoned me like that.
Dude, you're not even gay.
I JUST LIKE FLANNEL, NOT VAGINAS! OK?
Threesomes are not as fun as you'd think. I left with a black eye and I'm not sure who's to blame.
Woke up with a throbbing vagina and a lesbian in my bed. Then for the hell of it we had morning sex. Definitley bisexual now
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