also i tucked his toothbrush in my shirt. why? i dont know.
remind me not to puke in the mesh trash can tonight
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
I heard from anne today. She has a broken collarbone and is knocked up. Apparently florida is awesome
I know it sounds like a good idea, but doing Spanish homework at a bar just because the owners are Mexican and they give us margaritas really wasn't the best decision.
I'm blazed about to take my 8am final. Another girl is too. We just looked each other in the eyes. She's my soul sister.
just heard a glass bottle fall in lecture and my first thought was to yell party foul.....is it friday yet?
I can always make him wear a mask... I'll tell him it's a fetish.
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
I got to my internship late... with a bag of chipotle and sex hair.
This morning when you were fucking me you said you'd go to the store and get me tampons and a 30 pack
It's one am and you're asking me if you should buy a plane ticket for a booty call.
Since when is my clitoris pierced?
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
Im four hours late for work AND i pissed my bed
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