He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
But you know it's love when you find brass knuckles in the same box he keeps his Naruto action figures.
Life lesson: Don't give a drunk girl a dutch oven after having taco bell. She puked all over my pillow. Funny as hell though.
He passed out on the patio with nothing on but his boxers. So we put our beer caps on him. Yeah he woke up with a polka dot sunburn.
he just came in and straightened the chair and left again
In reality u ask do u have beer at your house but what your really saying is will there be cock in my mouth
I didnt think the feeling of accomplishment for fucking brothers would be this great.
It's like you're the one guy who got the "girls have clits" memo.
Pretty sure my boner drove me home. Like it didn't just do the steering it was the gas and brake too..
Because my vagina is Ellis Island. All foreign penises must be presented for inspection and competency. God bless America.
He's like a unicorn and I just wanna domesticate him
She was way too drunk so I dropped her off at her house and smoked a huge blunt with her mom.
We need to get Harry and Lloyd's tuxedos from Dumb and Dumber. I feel like this is a vital thing that is missing from our lives.
No. I don't like you. I like your penis. Chin up. At least I like part of you.
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