Just found out for my occult lit class (history of cults) final project is making a spellbook. Hello last term of college.
Lost is over, my longest committed relationship is coming to an end.
yeah, that's what i said too. right before i tackled that street sign.
Our dealer is pledging my frat. When he come to sell me weed I make him take out the garbage.
some guy just burried his vomit in the sand.
Hey he's not bad, although he did have a glass eye
My week is over as of 8pm tonight, and I'm herpes free...Let's rage
Bone him for me, BONE HIM TWICE FOR ME.
Can't decide if it was more awkward buying sheets together or disposing of them afterwards
I'm not getting off this floor. I love this floor
Dude, I'm thinking today is Single as Fuck Friday because that's how I'm feeling
That kid singlehandedly fucked the breakup right out of me. I'm only hooking up with Millenials from here on out.
Should I tell him how he got the bruise on his ass or just enjoy his theories?
Welp, I'm allergic to codeine. Found that one out the hard way.
Well, I just puked in the shower in case anyone wants an update on how my day is going
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