Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
Dude, you really need to stop hitting on girls by telling them you sang a cappella in college.
It's official, my little sister has hooked up with more girls than I have.
Also you were throwing your phone yelling this is durable as shit
He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
i DID try to find you last night. i asked where you were and you texted me the letter "e" and a picture of the dark.
bitch got booty called while we were making out. and then she actually left.
I may have farted on a group of children. It may not have been an accident.
I think I'm goin to jail but either way I had a blast.
I know that we've never been that tight but I want you to meet my cat before I move.
Sex aside I am really scared about Syria...
I traded him cumming in my face for a year for a Disney annual pass. One giant leap back for feminism, one small step for the adult child Disney fan.
Do you think you can chase a shot with chicken soup?
I'm done, I have no more memes or ways to ask for nudes, so yeah
You can make out without kissing
Explanation needed
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