And I wrote a rap so it was actually a productive afternoon minus not paying our bills.
so i replaced his speed with my ped egg shaveings
dont u have athletes foot?
I'm just sayin. Is it sad that I spent my last dollar on a hamburger just to get a paper bag to huff out of?
He told me he had herpes after I put his hotdog in my mouth
Apparently she held up my head the entire 40 minutes, convincing the cab driver that I was okay
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
the water pistols in the freezer are full of voddka.
i think the penis that was inside of me changed my life
All I know is I was dancing to Shakira in his alley and I think rubbing my junk on his car door.
Did u smell a guys dreadlocks in the McDonald's drive thru line last night or did I dream that?
Caleb has a beard comb now. Also I have a pube comb now too. May or may not be related incidents
That was the night I passed out and someone threw chicken at me. SORRY I wasn't available to cockblock you from that Hispanic dude.
The fact that he quoted freebird as his breakup speech was a little more classy than expected
all i remember is slapping you in the face with a slice of pizza while laughing maniacally.
Just an fyi, you also tried to wrangle a peacock last night.
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