Hey I found a place that'll do a hand job for 42 bucks
i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
so when i dont talk to her she talks to herself...idk whats worse
My roommate's all sad and is crying and the chick I want to bang is in the room and Nic Cage is on fire. What the fuck.
Imagine that my comprehension level is that of a 7 year old and explain your plan again
I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
I fill condoms, not promises.
After that song played in the club all he kept drunkenly saying was "Birdman goes brrrrrr"
Well I took a spicy wing shit in a field this morning.
I can't believe this. 100 bucks says my Botox lasts longer than their marriage will.
I just realized I wasn't at the party anymore. I was just sitting there with a vacuum.
But forealz I'm gonna need a solid 52 orgasms so hydrate.
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
Is it sad that my idea of a quality foursome would involve one person eating me out while the other two rub my feet?
After this weekend my vagina will follow his penis anywhere. It’s like the pied piper, but with penis
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