my door was closed and her door was closed but even over the r.kelly playing at full blast i was able to hear her say "THAT'S NOT THE RIGHT HOLE!". Def rethinking my roommate situation.
Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
You told her the u were going to wrap your dick around her neck and start her like a lawn mower. thats why she left.
You coming out tonight? We gotta hang out before I move to Madison. BTW I'm moving to Madison.
I recommend just blowing him. It's always the way to go.
I don't know if I have the sustained energy level for partying hard
Not a choice. You are mistaking my comments as options. My statements are facts. This is what is happening.
Now I'm obligated to stay and cuddle with her because the condom broke. Fuck.
She's opening her family birthday cards at the bar. So we can pay our tab. Bitches wrote checks :(
Let's run into the wild and just eat berries and have sex all the time.
The fact that it neither of us came up with the reason of "it's morally and ethically wrong" speaks volumes about this relationship
I was sending him tit pics while watching how to train your dragon 2. It was everything.
My credit card got frozen due to suspicious activity. "Let's go over your recent transaction history... it looks like these are all at bars." BITCH, DON'T JUDGE MY MONDAY NIGHTS.
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use your words like a big girl
i ran over your cat.
I drank all the wines... and all th Doritos. Whilst watching Fat Camp. I need to reassess my values.
You know my vagina and my heart have a mind of their own even when it’s pouring snow.
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