worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
What wine goes with Cap'n Crunch?
you busted in the room, ripped the covers off of us, ... and fist pumped
I don't know whether to call the hospital or call the prison first.
Just trying to get my dicks in a row.
On a Thurs night I found myself drunk in a limo w 9 dudes on my way to a strip club. Once there I was handed $100 in ones and told "spend it." I need a husband. Or Jesus.
If blow jobs were a super power she'd be in the Justice League.
So don't be alarmed when you go into your bathroom, he's sleeping in the tub with your brothers dinosaurs. also I'll clean up the sticky floor later. (you don't wanna know)
Honestly I don't even have room for feelings after that Taco Bell
It's Christmas. You could splurge on something a LITTLE fancier than wine in a box.
I will pepper spray him so fast I don't even care
Sorry I twat blocked you earlier I didn't know Sam was over. But, my house my rules, I don't have to knock before I enter. I did see naked butts and smelt "Sex Stank" in the air, we're going to have to set some ground rules when I get home. Hugs and kisses..Mom
No, it's okay that he's on a date. I attach no more emotion to him than I do my vibrator.
got cock blocked by the cops again. two of the cops were the same ones from that t bell incident and they recognized me... they still dont like me
I should have known when she mixed malibu and V8. It smelled just like tanning oil and when she drank it she said "Oh well, not the first time."
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