She thinks she is all that and a bag of skittles but I'm definitely not tasting the rainbow...
What can i say im a girl who smells like weiners.
I think you're the first person to ever call Louisville, KY a "romantic getaway".
i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
This was all being yelled across a beer pong table as all important things should be discussed
she came to the game with a camelback filled with booze. except it was only the bag part so she duct taped to her back
He was sweet. He even warned me that his dick curved, and I quote, "more than a banana."
using blue streamers we found on the bathroom floor was probably not the best substitute for toilet paper.
Going to.goingto.gtoing to DIE DIE DIEEEE......i feel like everyeone impotrant in my life like MLK is judging me.... saddd day
But seriously, I hug most of my drug dealers.
How frowned upon is it to take your vibrator into the tanning bed...because Operation: dripping wet is in full swing and I have a busy schedule
the problem is i have six tabs of acid in my freezer and no self control
I made everyone scream the national anthem with me after playing true American last night. I'm pretty much their leader now.
That moment when you're in a room with 3 guys and know how big their dicks are. Then you are married to the one with the smallest dick.
Currently doing the walk of shame out of some random girls house with my boyfriend. Talk about relationship goals.
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