i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
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He could be your dad!
We discussed that right before he asked for my number
I take no responsibility of who alcohol hooks up with using my body!
She just did a myspace photoshoot with her baby
Yeah she is in it for the money, wait til she finds out i am broke and the sex doesnt get better
That's because you're a slut. A slut fucking a fence.
We fucked in my basement while hiding from the cops.. And now his Facebook picture is him and others holding up there MIP's in front of my house.. I feel obligated to add him as a friend.
I really hope your new roommate never finds out we had a threesome with a bisexual British guy in his room the night before he moved in.
Unfortunately hes not a hipster douchebag with no life goals, so naturally I'm not interested.
No it was good. I serenaded the holding cell occupants with a fabulous rendition of Making Love out of Nothing at all. It was fucking amazing!
If I never see my landlord's dick again, it'll be too soon.
He said "just hugs" and ran away screaming.
So it may have been laced, sue me.
Not only did my parents pick me up from his hotel room in the morning, but he also came outside and had a casual little chat with my dad through the driver's side windrow.
i keep replaying things i did last night. and remembering new things. and its a constant cycle of torture
I had Mac n cheese made with weed butter last night. Epic
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