I want to take you away to a place of dolphin rides and hot stone massages.
He like poked it twice with the tip of his tongue then left it alone. I'm sad.
Just saw a guy wearing pink jeans and i bet he's straight. Fuck 2009.
I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
I'm going to start giving girls scratch off lottery tickets when they leave my place in the am. That way they have a chance of not regretting the night before
It's refreshing to see you in something that is stained with something other than vomit and spilled alcohol.
they duct taped my keg cup to my hand with my sister's phone number on it. I should be ok tonight.
Dude, I went home and roller-bladed into her bedroom so I didn't have a 'walk' or shame in the morning..I wouldn't talk to her unless she refereed to me as Brink
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I'm supposed to be studying for finals but all I can think about is blowing him on a sea doo this summer
I have the perfect view of a sexy blonde in yoga pants stretching from the shoulder press machine. I'll be here all night. So glad I came high.
Ur here with me in spirit. Now run free. Run free
time out. can we just pause the wholesome understanding friendship thing and be fuck buddies for a night?
we need a secret handshake
well that's the third time this semester that I've projectile vomited walking to class in front of dozens of people
I called you last night? What did I say??
That you love me forever and that I'm the greatest in the world now mohammed ali is dead...
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