I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
Let's just say there's a reason that "suede" rhymes with "laid".
it's just like freshman year of high school, with more drugs
You hooked up with 4 random girls, avoided your grilfriend finding out about it, and dodged traffic on Park Ave. Can you say luck of the Irish?
just threw all of the fireworks into the bonfire. thats why there are firetrucks.
I just don't know about this life anymore. Quite frankly I think I belong up there in the great blue, lounging on a cloud sippin tea with Jesus
Is it bad if I just put band-aids over my nipples? Way too hungover be dealing with a bra
Awk. Hanging with her while messaging her ex about sex injuries he gave me
I didn't even know this guy existed until he'd had his hands down my pants, so I just went with it.
I love this text stream: discussing the development of a business model centered around cooking acid to bankroll a yacht trip in Croatia
I didn't have time to wash my hair yesterday. Ended up spraying some Febreeze on it.
we had sex while we waited for the thai food... a which will come first type of situation
I'm not saying you're stupid, just that you have bad luck when thinking...
I literally ended up in this basement and was tangoing w my friend and then I peed in a supply closet and had to be put to bed
We got high, had sex, and watched retro scooby doo shows. Best friends with benefits yet.
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