its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
that was the first time i tried it. why is it all sticky? its like somebody threw a glue bottle at my face.
New Low: Just set a reminder on my phone for me to check on things I need to harvest late on Farmville.
best part he said "i like your tattoo" as he walked into the room, stood right there looking at me, naked on top of his friend
Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
for breakfast I had vodka and flavor blasted goldfish. and I'm topless.
NOLA update. Went to Corey Smith at the house of blues last night. Drank PBR and took lots of shots of Jack. Too drunk, cabbed it to the hotel and fell asleep while having sex. Not my finest moment. Now I'm in court. I can't wait to be your attorney.
I have to confess something, I may or may not have knocked on your window at 2:30 am while balancing on some guys hands. We found tequila.
The drunk people on this bus are singing Journey songs. This is the whitest thing I've ever experienced
Those drunk pictures you took of me? My mom is showing those to my grandparents.
I don't know if I'm more excited about sex or that I have an excuse to smoke a cigarette
One day I'll learn not to get drunk on a plane. Today is not that day.
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
I just woke up, its 6AM and i'm pretty sure the guy passed out next to me is 70% ugly...
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