hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
You mailed him a break up letter, because you thought the "joy of receiving a letter" would ease the pain of you dumping him.
i don't know how it's possible. but i just bought groceries for a week with the money i made off returning empties
I can't do a walk of shame with a sombrero full of baby chickens
Hahhaha I literally just rolled outta bed and went to get beer in my pj's and slippers. God I love graduating
He just referred to his foreskin as a snuggie. Help.
If it snows I'm just gonna sit at my house in my costume and drink beer by myself all night.
I HAVE A BLACK EYE FROM A DILDO!! IM GETTING MARRIED TOMORROW! THIS IS NOT A MISSUNDERSTANDING!
Dude... You called me at 3am to tell me you still had your pants.
The Universe is CLEARLY playing a bad joke on your sex life
I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
it was also funny because at one point I woke up with my hands tied with a belt and we were both like what the fuck
NOBODY TALKS SHIT ABOUT PANDA EXPRESS
in your professional opinion, what's the most elegant way of saying "sorry I spent all night flirting with you, I thought you were gay" ?
I threw up soo much that I started crying. Then his grandma randomly came in and started rubbing my back...
Randomize