she wants me to text her or call her all the time when we are apart...this is not high school...
you said you didn't feel like drinking anymore so you mixed vodka with your applesauce and ate it
Why is there an empty beer bottle in the shower?
Why wouldn't there be.
Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day
I'm in the line at the airport trying not to vomit on the person in front of me. Happy Tuesday.
She was so adorably desperate I didn't have the heart to tell her I wasn't a lesbian. So now She's making waffles, may switch teams over this.
My aunt totally just drunk dialed me when i was super stoned, it was so intense
If its allowed to Tornado at 830am then Im allowed to have a beer and a cigarette at 830am
thanks so much for stopping me from telling him i want to have sex with him while i proceeded to hookup with the air.
I should have considered my snorting capabilities before breaking my nose
I'm sorry but that single bed couldn't hold all five of us, especially with those boobs.
our next stoner-chievment: cream of shroom soup. Get over here, this is happening!
It's funny to me the only time that you clean up is when your weed delivery man is on the way.
Had a rough day but my boyfriend made that all better by going down on me while letting me watch Top Gear... I'm buying the engagement ring tomorrow
just found a picture from last night.
the one of you riding a horse with nothing but a bulletproof vest on?
uhm.... no?...
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