You're mentally unstable and I would hate to be you
"Monday" is guna come over...
but its Thursday?
yeah, but she cant make it.Monday can...so there ya go
Hello, balls-out mistake. It's been a while.
He's been dancing to the same Rob Thomas album in his room for almost 8 hours now. Please never, ever bring extacy over here again.
I hope you remember pushing the girl off the stage because you said she wasn't good at pole dancing.
It got to the point that I had to make flashcards with their name on the front and dick pics on the back.
I never thought I'd say this but my vagina is taking a serious break for awhile
I was giving this guy head and he stopped me to look me in the eyes and say "you have a gift"
I praised you last night for winning a chug off...you thanked me with a ridiculously hard headbutt. Thanks dick.
well he somehow got his hand stuck in some bike spokes trying to reach for a blunt he dropped and that's NOT the reason he's in the hospital...?
We have your weave and dirt in our room.
I have no inclination to even want to think about what God's existential meltdown is going to be like. O.o
So my ex vomited in front of my door and passed out there
So you're not gonna be in town tonight?! Your dick was the light at the end of my academic tunnel!
I texted her that I burned my tongue drinking coffee so it hurt to talk or kiss... How many points do I get for doing her without talking or making out first?
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