I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
At a bar where three women in denim shorts are debating techniques and skillsets for wrangling goats. You stay classy Delaware.
the first sign of life we got from you was four hours later. you smiled without opening your eyes when tom whispered in your ear we were getting buffalo wings.
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
i tried to knight her with my dick. she said it was unromantic. what an ungrateful attitude for a knight.
My high school reunion is Thursday so I need to find an outfit that says "Haha, you got fat and I got tits. Suck it, bitches."
Should I take a fireball shot or brush my teeth?
Dude...are you really going to start sexting during our friend's memorial service?
He put rainforest music on before we had sex I felt like I was in the Amazon
only i would get off to receiving death threats online
apparently I kept repeating I have a to do list this summer and he's on it
Yea I went out in footie pajamas and still got laid. Good night for u?
I brought my porn computer to class by accident
How much porn do you watch if you need a special computer?
I’m good. I learned that a guy ate the mushrooms that were growing out of his toilet, so there’s that.
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