she woke up with a sticky ear
If this place produced love children they would be born wearing Lilly Pullitzer with raging coke addictions.
I wish I could test you the smell I just had to experience. It smelled like this lady was microwaving squirrel rectum.
No one goes out in public like that, unless they do anal
you walked into the kitchen holding the skyy bottle and asked us "how do i warm this?"
I had to call maintenance to come unclog the toilet.
Something to remember me by.
And by that I mean I told her the plot of the first batman movie as my life and it took her like 20 minutes to figure it out
We found her hiding in the bath tub.. And when i opened the curtain she replied "thank you" and walked out like nothing happened.
He walked into my room in the middle of the night, whispered something about the patriot act, and took my tv.
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
I thought she was being abused so tried to go in at the sympathy angle, but the bruises were from pole dancing. I went in at all angles.
Would you like to get an apartment bong? It can be like our pet and we can give it a name.
WAIT MOM THIS DOESNT NEED TO BE A FAMILY EVENT OK AARON DOESNT NEED TO BE AROUND FOR NIPPLEGATE 2014
I'll have to start mass sending dong pics to get the recognition I deserve
I really wanted you to make me eggs this afternoon. I even wrote it on my hand to remind myself.
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