i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
I just told the 2nd grade class leprechauns are the children of midgets.
He has some good qualities. Beneath the layers of asshole and fat.
six shots in, he is hammered and doing stretches before each shot
His facebook says he is a fan of "underwater handjobs"
Fuck. That. I'm gonna get drunker and make them regret they EVER put me at the kids table. I'm a MAN.
Overdraft my account again. Parents are starting to ask questions. What would go over better a gambling or drug addiction??
She was moaning so loud as i walked out of the room her roommates gave me a standing ovation... i think they are next
You chest bumped everyone we walked by on the way home... Even girls
Who spent today in nothing but a vajazzle and candy thong? SORRY NOT SORRY
My father is flirting with a transexual server at hamburger mary's. We can never tell him.
I'm pretty sure the Jahovah's witness only came to our door because the front says "Twerk Or Treat"
I'm pathetic. I'm eating cream puffs in the bath and crying a little.
Still can’t get over the fact that we ate beef jerky off a strip club floor
Like he legitimately was standing straight up, feet on the roof, not holding on to a moving car.
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