Your tits are I can't wait for
I will give you vagina for bag of have'a corn chips.
I just got a Community College debit card in the mail. My failure has been materialized.
if you want blown tonight you're gonna have to take me up on that offer now. in less then 45 minutes you're gonna be blacked out and i'm not doing something i'm not getting credit for in the morning.
Dude, you left ME alone in your house. With your fully-stocked wine cellar. Why would you do that to yourself?
Okay... I just said "preach it" to the pokemon theme song. I'm hammered.
Lemme put it this way babe, at point you were naked in Target.
Where were you?
Laughing
I have the rest of my life to settle down this is totally time for friends and pizza
Now: to brush my teeth, put on my grandma slippers and earplugs, masturbate to 50 Shades and then PTFO
I cannot lay down. I will throw up my life and your life and the class hamster I had in third grade.
Literally told everyone you're my idol cause you ate a chicken nugget off a sword
Mom has wine in a to go cup. It's that kind of night.
I came over to get dick...not to watch you vacuum....at 2 AM
Crawl out into the sunshine and off your vibrator for 7 minutes
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
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