no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
all of your clothes are in the front law. btw..sprinklers go on in 20 minutes
I miss the good ol' days when we would yell at strangers from your balcony while wearing our mexican ponchos in the middle of the day.
what ever happened to our old dealer?
Whenever I walk away from the group without saying anything, NEVER assume I'm just going to the bathroom.
You slammed your forties down on the table and yelled "I AM EDWARD FORTYHANDS" then mumbled something about repping Idaho like a champ and laid down on the couch.
Its raining shots and i keep catching them in my mouth like you with dicks shits crazy
He had a step stool to get in to his bed!
Went to work in the same clothes from last night, completely covered in glitter...I didn't choose the hag life, the hag life chose me
I'm about to get my nails done. Would the polish name "meet me at the altar" be too straight forward for a first date?
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
I see your boobs were ready to greet the new year.
His baby mama found the pictures of us, she couldn't see my face but she could see my asshole. So I'm safe.
But he's super into Jesus and I'm the devil. So we weren't meant to be
So he cheated on his gf again. For the third time. Second time with me. HE CRIED WHILE DRIVING ME HOME BECAUSE HE CHEATED ON HER. And I laughed the entire way. Good god I'm an asshole.
btw...it's noon and i'm sitting here drinking wine and eating pixie stix. I really need to find something to do...
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