Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
Have fun fixing the bed from last night Bob Villa.
At least you didn't call me Brittany this time
You know it's an interesting night when you drunkenly scream at your boss, "You'd make a HORRIBLE OBGYN!! You're hands are ENORMOUS!"
This guy has a retainer. We're golden.
like literally i think i'm sweating out semen right now
Sorry my moustache came off because I was face first in a layered bucket full of jello shots.
Just orgasmed in traffic. Starting to have feelings for my commute.
This girl caught me staring at the cat but stroking the computer because it was closer, which is why I hate blunts.
we can be functional adults and still think pizza lunchables are the shit
Just wait til you visit, there will be an endless supply of fresh dick for your demand #economics
Which outfit says "I'm sorry for your loss but we're still banging later"?
I'm a wonderful, drunk angel of hydration and sometimes absinthe.
This morning was so rough I can't even. I was cutting up vegetables for my omelet on the floor. THE FLOOR. I sat on the floor because I felt like I was gonna vom.
guys I just made $20 cause these random south african guys thought I wasn't wearing any underwear
You ever sit back and realize our friendship is based off us ranting at each other with random animal photos thrown in
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