both roomates are passed out on the floor. I feel like I'm missing out on crucial bonding time by sleeping in my bed.
ah. the first shower back home is like a baptism from the sins of the past year
Because its an amazing idea and you're the only one I can think of that will allow a pirate threesome
Well, find something you can use as a snorkel and be aware of your surroundings.
I hope I take a shit on your face in your dreams tonight.
You just kept shouting "I AM AN ADULT!" until he agreed to carry you home on his shoulders.
The only thing that was weird was that it WASN'T weird when she got out of the shower and saw me blowing him.
Fuck underwear. Let's get stoned and eat ravioli.
Watching him is like watching a star slowly implode
Went outside and he was playing rock paper scissors with a cop over a drunk in public ticket.
its like my brain is a tree and you are those little cookie elves
Just once I'd like to go out and not have to tell you to put your pants back on.
I spend so much of my life shaving my body hair off and I want nothing more than his beard in all my hairless places.
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
Woke up with a pineapple again... where do i keep on getting these ??
Randomize
