I just want to get to the point in our relationship where I can get on top of her and fart and we can both laugh...not just me.
he fingered my asshole thinking it was my vag...I couldn't bring myself to tell him, mostly from shame for me and pity for him
i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
On a positive note, new entry in my phone as 'HOT ASS, DOWN TO FUCK'. idk if its a boy or girl tho.
Update, its a couple
Sure, fine. Daughter just told me she is not a virgin anymore. I am gonna start drinking now
Would you like me to write a persuasive essay on how you should let me suck your dick?
I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
I wish I could go back in time 3 years and tell my freshman self how easy it is to hook up with freshmen
How do I enter a double puke and rally into my calorie counter?
It's fine. I wouldn't trust either of them to be my workplace drug buddy.
he just exposed your dildo usage to the table.
There has been a song made about you fucking his roommate.
It's destiny.
I already tell everyone in my office my bf is at the Naval academy. It slipped one time and I can't go back on it now
i can't hookup with him because someone else bit my vagina
I made it out of the house. Success.
It's not better out here. I'm at Target hyperventilating in the aisles.
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