When did we start counting Thursdays as weekends?
When we got our fake ids in grade 11, why?
I just feel like it's time to start counting wednesdays as well...
He keeps asking where i got my clothes and accessories. i'm not sure if he wants to fuck me, or go shopping.
The size of her vagina has nothing to do with the size of her heart bro
he puked in my glove box, looked up at me and said "There's not much to say"
our conversations pretty much only consist of the phrase 'fuck you'. and the sex is fantastic. we've got a great thing going here.
Just found out my 21st birthday is on a Wednesday. The possibilities are cheap, as well as endless.
she slipped a pinky in my ass. Not sure if I came because I liked it or if I was terrified by it.
I can't tell you what you just drank, that would ruin the point of Mystery Monday.
He told me I was his first American. I feel like I should've brought a flag to plant on him.
I just threw up again because I opened my eyes... God is laughing. I resorted to taking the Mexican Dramamine because I feel seasick from walking. Not helping.
That's the kind of activity you can only get away with by wearing a lion codpiece
I seriously want to say to him "Do you know how many blow jobs you could have gotten this summer?"
I have photo proof.
Girl, don't care. What's my rule? If I don't remember it, it never happened.
I was trying to sext but got a notification that my dad and professor both commented on my Facebook photo. Bad timing.
the fact that I've been his fuck buddy for a year, and I'm pregnant isn't bothering me. the fact that he didn't tell me about his girlfriend does.
Randomize
