Also do the "tongue the pee-hole" thing.
know what turns me on? long, stringy hair on a pasty looking girl with an overstuffed backpack and kneepads over her jeans in case she falls off her scooter
your less of a man for seeing that
you rearended a car with your bike and then puked all over his back windshield. They made BUI's for you.
I wish I still had pics from the prostitute I paid/dated
Who would win... a chainsaw pooping pterodactyl or a bear with machine guns for feet. big debate about this right now
When it gets to the point that I'm more comfortable being naked at his house than my own, it's time to readdress the fuckbuddyship.
It's like a teen mom casting at the Obgyn's office. I feel great about my positive life decisions.
Just found out that guy A from the threesome I had is now dating guy B's younger sister
I yelled out look at all those hickeys. And then gave her boyfriend a high five
Hahahahaha. That's what your stoned ass gets for eating half a bag of processed cheese at 2am.
We should. Taco Bell definitely gives me the shits though.
It's girls night. No shame, just febreeze
Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
Nothing makes me prouder to be liberal and socialist than the idea of desecrating the memory of Ronald Reagan
Is it appropriate to send an apology gift to his roommates for breaking the bathroom sink during crazy sex?
I’d clean the kitchen before making food. Mark “rang in the New Year” with some rando in there last night
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