He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
so this guy comes in from the patio covered in puke and says "we gotta go"...Yup u need to go is an understatement
Defiantly just threw away our yearly bottle collection in front of the campus tour. The school should pay me for recruitment
I mean we've tried to get high on nutmeg, we clearly dont know the definition of "too far"
Theres been so much buildup for our genitals to meet, one or both of us is sure to be disappointed.
Taking my infected piercing out in the parking lot of the food card place. This is one of those life defining moments that makes me sad.
Its everclear night, yall need carbs in your body!
You ever just wake up and decide, today I'm going to eat a whole bag of fritos and a tub of cream cheese
Remember that mom/daughter stripper team? Well i just met the ex husband/father in AA. WOW!!!! WOW....
I Pavlov-trained him by smacking him in the nuts anytime I caught him looking at another girl in public. To this day, he's afraid to break eye contact with me in a restaurant if a tall busty blonde walks in.
We had sex twice and at Wendy's how dare you diminish that.
i guess i fuck people who own bucket hats so i can't talk shit
Sooooo have your ex-girl console you over your ex ex girl that you destroyed said ex-girl over the possibility of
Guys I ate pizza off the fucking ground of the cab. I am the worst type of person
Apparently I was carrying around a bottle of listerine calling it 5 loco
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