I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
you alive?
ya, the episode of maury where people are afraid of things are on, i had to keep livin
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
I understand Curling. That high.
new rule: cockblock me if I have had over a fifth of jack. no matter what.
Going abroad, it was like my vagina was in a candy store... a sweet sweet british candy store
There's a hand-carved wooden bong in my backpack, and i really wish i could remember last night now.
You handed some guy a spoon you found, he yelled SPOON GAME, and then the two of you spent the next 20 minutes throwing spoons all over the kitchen.
Can we put your name for the shipping address for penis ice luge?
Okay good. I don't want another mom thinking I got their daughter pregnant.
I'm still working on figuring out my birthday blowjob schedule. I'd love to just have all three of them get in there but I get the feeling they wouldn't like that.
The groom's brother was an accomplishment. Then I remembered he was also the officiant. Check and check.
It smells like grilled cheese and sexual frustration
Umm... When he walked in I shot him with my confetti gun... It's a wonder my booty calls even show up.
after that bj i gave him, i could fucking punch his mom and he wouldn't give a shit
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