It was just pointed out to me in a meeting that there is a lipstick stain on my crotch.
I got an MIP via FUCKING HELICOPTER. Tuscaloosa police either have nothing to do or too many resources.
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
threw up in the library. i should be embarrassed, but i'm willing to bet that i'm one of the first so i'm kinda proud.
There's a certain level of slut that i can handle.... I think she just broke that scale
Say something like you want him to fuck you behind a McDonald's. Guys secretly love weird shit like that.
They better compete for your attention. Dual to the fuck
My dream had 1 penis and 2 pizzas in it. Priorities?
Well I have rug burns in both armpits, somehow. So yes you should have been here
Dad got stoned the other day and bought us potty training seats for when we have children
He's a psychology major, so instead of becoming a stripper, I'm just working out my daddy issues with him. And his cock. And spankings.
They're much more educational now btw. Don't judge.
You set fire to his cat.
In my defense, I did not think it would be in the trash bag.
Gez, you make a couple noises and all of the sudden your the loud girl.
I slept like a rock because of your dick. I'll thank him personally later.
suburban family judging/laughing at us after Jenna just pulled two flasks out of her boot on the subway
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