Last night I dreamed I was having gay sex in prison. That's the last time we go to theme night at the club.
THEY NOW HAVE MIXED DRINK EMOJIS! LIFE IS GOOD! PRINCESSES DON'T DRINK BEER
he's the second guy to suck on my nipple in front of my friends that i haven't made out with.
Sometimes I actually rage on Tuesday, come back, and do homework drunk and pull an all nighter.
I just audibly asked myself if i wanted to masturbate.
And then audibly agreed
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
I think my favorite day of the week is the day we get to fuck
I asked him to explain what he meant by "hooking up" in paragraph form
Let's go. I'm waiting for my time to shine among the stars of never never land. Make sure you bring my Peter Pan costume this time. Shit's bout to get real glittery.
He sent me a 2am email the just said "Ping". Nerdiest booty call ever.
I basically have the attention span of a ferret on meth when it comes to men
he's trapped himself under a bed and is screaming at a robot dog to give him a blowjob
someone found a bottle of whiskey in the bushes this morning when they were cleaning before an admissions event. i'm 95% sure it's mine..
Got upgraded to First Class and now I’ve got the whole Pacific Ocean to seduce the very hot gentleman sitting next to me!!! Door closing, wish me luck!
So what if is hockey, you don’t turn down sex with a professional athlete. They work out all day and have amazing stamina. Your vagina will thank you!
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