I'm in the mood to be taken advantage of ;-)
There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
I don't have enough holes for all these australians
and she just brought her bike into the shower with her
If is anything like my past relationships, I have no doubt that I will single-handedly reignite the Cold War
Mass text to all of my back up boy toys. First one here wins. Mama needs some.
If he's the sort of guy that will fuck in a public restroom, he's the sort of guy that will cheat on his gf. I'm goin for it.
This is not a costume party, I'm just wearing fairy wings.
Of course you are.
I'm going to fake an anxiety attack to get to the front of the line. Save me some brisket.
I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
Do exhausted, barely concealed hand jobs count as joining the mile high club?
And then she proceeded to tell us that blowing your brother made her feel like part of the family. At this point you were still pretending to be a cat. Need I give another reason she can't live with us?
I'm definitely drunk. At the gyno. On my birthday. Life is a joooooooke
Can you please bring the nipple sombrero up?
What do you think would be the best way to remove a baby carrot from a vagina?
Randomize
