he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
i wanted a birthday blowjob. not a birthday VD.
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
is the shake weight an appropriate valentine's day present?
She touched you, you're now contaminated for 48 hours. Please watch out for rashes, hives and STDs as she's known to have all three.
I feel like wearing underwear would just be poor planning
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
You should have seen her, she looked like a skinny Jabba The Hutt
That literally makes no sense
Exactly
Just thought you should know, Im with josh now. Im no longer available for rent. I have a full time tenant now. Like, a year long lease at least.
I hate being near you and not being able to do what I want. It's like a recovering alcoholic tending bar. I feel like Sam Malone. Except I can't bang the cute chick I work with.
Went outside and he was playing rock paper scissors with a cop over a drunk in public ticket.
I was trying to drink every time they said planned parenthood but my body isn't cut out for this.
we were all too drunk to realize that the cat wasnt yours
Give me the sexing that I truly desire and I will reveal to you the mysterious location of the PBR's
Randomize
