Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
I'm home alone watching The Hills seasons, eating pickles and drinking straight rye. I just googled "how to make friends". Probably not the most pro-active solution. Help.
Proposition. Sex. No words, no talking about it later. I just want you tonight.
You ever get that 6th sense feeling in your dick like you know its gonna get sucked later?
i'm forwarding you the dirty picture of that fat girl that likes me sent . i feel like since youre my best friend you should puke in your mouth too .
I'd be a gr8 surrogate. I'm gonna love your fetus
He needs to respect me before he can fuck me with cat ears on.
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
So how exactly do I backtrack from motorboating and ass grabbing?
Quick how do you hit on a guy in the car behind you? It's important.
"There should be some kind of award for sleeping with your ex 9 times in 3 days."
I told him I had the birth control implant in my arm and he looked me in the eyes, said "Science!" and came in me
Smoking weed with a blind guy, don't worry he's chill.
it’s my vagina i can do what i want to
It's official. My little brother has had more sex in my car than I have. I'm still tied with my little sister. I hate everybody.
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