I have a new fascination with cutting really small segments of hair off peoples heads when they're not looking.
Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
Had her hockey skates on in the house. Whole floor is ruined.
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
He was pretty wasted I guess, but the crippled guy threw the first punch it was awesome
Unless you're gonna start buying my underwear, you have got to stop ripping it off of me.
THERE ARE SO MANY ALCOHOLS IN MY BLOOD RIGHT NOW
It's gay pride, I'm in my EMT uniform getting more girls than your straight ass ever will..
seriously, who doesn't want to get shitfaced and have sex to the backstreet boys?
Going to the ER, I'll explain later but apparently drunk me isn't allergic to peanut butter.
I see the guy who's been trying to get me to let him eat my ass became engaged on Facebook today; would framed screen shots be an appropriate wedding present?
Can't talk, ducks in the car
Whenever a guy asks me why I like weird sex stuff, I just answer, "Catholic School".
Lol, perhaps. But the drinks are so cheap, the music is better, and the bartenders and bouncers all know my name. I can't abandon it, even if it is a gay bar, its still my Nirvana.
Oh no. He's definitely text-flirting with me. No straight man over 30 has any other excuse to use so many smiley faces...
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