No, you can still breathe under the balls.
i just bought plan b at the bus station. happy holidays and welcome to a new level of white trashiness.
Somebody found our where I was and called the bar looking for me. When the bartender called my name I finished my beer and took off like a fugitive.
where are you?
talk to ya later, gotta sled down these stairs real quick
Every girl my sister has brought home from college I've had sex with, check and mate motherfucker
I was just asked if I wanted to struggle snuggle. She's a keeper
I don't remember much from my 21st, but my mom said I insisted on the fat guy taking body shots off me
We perfected the quiet ass slap during sex so his roommate wouldn't wake up.
I just got high and swiffered the bathroom floor....2 for 2 on brilliant life ideas
So, I never imagined myself puking on the side of the road at 10:30 this morning to Lynyrd Skynyrd but here I am.
I would wear his ballsack as a hat if he asked me to
I want a dick in my left hand and a Crunch Wrap Supreme in my right hand.
Is it okay that we fucked on my car hood, in his driveway, at 4 am with cars passing by ?
i just watched a 27 minute video about owls...that high.
You came into the club around midnight with a carton of tropicana o.j. & said you were starting a revolution.
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