Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
yea ive hooked up with like half those guys
and i've hooked up with the other half...when our powers combine, we are captain slutbag
Her tattoo has the intellectual profundity of snakes on a plane except you can't laugh.
Just got booed while taking a piss and asked if I 'call that a penis.' Get me the fuck out nf yankee stadium.
yeah my mom told me she knows when i come home high because i use my turn signal while turning into the driveway...
I just puked in a penis shaped cake pan. I've hit an all new low for a Tuesday.
and that's why he's hiding in the taco suit
All I'm saying is that whoever owned the wheelchair clearly didn't need it or they wouldn't have been able to leave it there
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
I wasn't concerned until I realized he was using the vase my birthday flowers came in as a " big glass" for his 151 and coke.
I filled two of the glass ornaments in my mom's bathroom last night with vodka. That way no one sees me drinking on Christmas. Alcoholic or genius? All I know it makes bathroom trips frequent and enjoyable.
If you want me to retract my crazy cat lady comments pictures of yourself dressed as a cat are not the way to do it.
You should have. Partying with 60 year olds and batman is so much better than partying with bitches our age.
I don't get it. Why have babies when you can have vodka?
I'm pretty sure the cop knew you were drunk when you tried to light your cigg with a chapstick.
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