Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
KATE. I JUST NOTICED THAT LOWERCASE D'S LOOK LIKE SLIPPERS.
vagina is talking i cant
the $20 limit for secret santa doesn't apply to me cause you know a half gram of coke is more than $20
He just showed me a video of his erect penis moving to the beet of the music when he was high, I think I'm in love.
Dude. I am seriously trying SO hard not to be amused by Honey Boo Boo. But the fact is, she just got a mani pedi with her gay uncle Poodle, and he got a discount because he only has nine toes, and I am ALL IN.
The condom broke. Its OK tho, turns out I was just humping her thigh for 20 minutes. Jager dude, Jager.
URGENT INPUT I'm at a renesance fair after party and I'm 100% lined up to fuck their sword swallower OR their contortionist. Dont say both - which direction doth I roll?
are you just inviting me because you can't afford an actual stripper?
Sorry, It's like OkCupid Olympics... categories: best sext, best dick pic, and most effort by ugly. You won gold in the last event if that makes you feel better.
Back at condo with chick. What is the condom situation urgent response needed
It's really hard to masturbate now that I live with girls who actually function before 11 am.
I want to conceive our bastard child on an athletic field. Why can't we make this happen?
Do you know anything about how the saran wrap ended up on my toilet seat?
I just told my mormon professor that I was late because I was getting a STD test... good start to the day.
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