How crunk are you?
I'm a Tom Selleck. Zero being Tipper Gore and max being the Bush twins
Jesus can read your poker face... He is not pleased
The best part about the NBA starting up is I get to see Charles Barkley make a fool out of himself for 8 months
you kept screaming i cant feel my vagina, it kinda killed the mood.
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
Had to make a piece of abstract art. Your dick is in it
I mostly enjoyed dancing with him because his boner was scratching my bug bites.
Sorry I never showed up last night. It was between spending time with you and our freinds or having violent multiple orgasims. I chose the low road.
Nope. If I'm going to drive an hour to fuck a teacher, it will NOT be missionary thats for damn sure.
Dear America, sometimes I miss your Everclear and its consequences.
Remember that time I hopped home naked from the bar, then tried to convince you I was ok to drive you home? Good call on the taxi.
He's got the most well kempt beard I've ever seen and I need it between my thighs is basically what I'm saying
While having sex, a German accent isn't sexy.
"The More You Know"
dude pick up your phone
i cant. im high and theres a wild turkey in my backyard. wouldnt miss this moment for anything
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