I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
This guy just brought his piggy bank into the bar with him. Talk about corruption of childhood.
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
I heard an explosion in the backyard. You told me you were playing "will it burn".
I have a boner and a quesadilla why aren't you here
i've been hiding in the laundry chute for like thirty minutes from her. not my manliest moment. but dude this is awesome
My arms are still sore. Apparently, lube wrestling is the best workout ever.
Eric was just sitting there open-mouthed swallowing sake from that squirt bottle for so long the lady across from us leaned over to her kid and told him not to end up like "the big alcoholic one"
I didn't have cash to pay cover at the bar, so I traded the bouncer a Krispy Kreme doughnut i had in my purse
Why does 2015 have to start with so many regrets?
HE WILL NEVER BE ONE OF US. HE WILL NEVER BE A DECENT, GOD-FEARING WHORE.
Nothing like walk of shaming to the bus stop in your bar clothes at noon and seeing the fire truck you work on drive past with the other shift giving you thumbs up.. Brotherhood at its finest
I remember that. We went to taco bell looking for pizza.
You sent me a pic of you peeing in two separate directions
and like half a dozen dick pics
Let me know if you need some dick this weekend.
Between the BF being in town, partying at the Side Dick’s house tonight and two Tinder dates tomorrow I’ve got dick to spare!!
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