I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
Just checked my missed calls... why did you call me 37 times from 2:14 to 3:58?
Just drove past a church with a sign near it that said, "God wants to be your daddy."
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
I just realized i came back home with my lei that one night. How do i forget my bra but remember my lei?
A 40 year old man just put his hands on my thighs and said in these exact words "you're so beautiful and gorgeous and innocent. But life sucks and you'll probably turn into a whore."
I realized after pounding back 151 and head banging into each other to "the drop" of that dub step song, that we weren't meant to have boyfriends at this point in time.
Do you remember our dinosaur noises from last night ? Breaaaahhhhhppp
He's way too stoned. I took him to el bra and he's laying on the table, not sure what to do with him
We need to get fucked up again and play games like "save the tequila but dodge the knife"
my sex drive just dried up, fell out, and is rolling on the floor somewhere.
Does puke ruin car paint? Good thing it's raining.
stop texting me about your public sex.
says she who narrated getting eaten out in a movie theatre over text to me
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