You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
Please stop bringing your one night stands to Sunday brunch.
Funny how often beer equates to second degree burns on some portion of my body.
I KNOW. I'm like, ew who are these ppl. And then I remember I'm traveling to New York to accidentally hook it with two different dudes in one weekend.
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
At what point does "I'm too high to deal with you right now" stop being rude?
Waking up to find your mom holding your birth control pills and telling you I suggest you take this
Do not shit in our house. There is no TP. I am walking to get more, if I do not return, I have probably died of dysentery after my last wagon wheel got stuck in a gulch. Tell Martha and Lou Ann that I love them, and that I passed away doing the Lord's work.
hand jobs are a waste of time that only lead to arm cramps. Also, where do you look...his eyes, at the penis, at the tv?
yeah the "where to look" question is super awkward
Lesson learned:nothing good comes from an at home wax kit.
Also I feel I should tell you last night when I came home I fell into my laundry hamper and woke up in a pile of my clothes
On the bright side, only one more day until we aren't sober anymore.
The fact that u had sex with a Disney prince blows my mind, you're my hero.
I don’t know how you celebrated 4/20 but I set a Payless trash can on fire
What you have to understand is that our lives aren't a disappointment so much as they crashed and burned with lethal doses of radiation and dog shit.
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