He just left - my room smells like that cheese they put on nachos and cigarettes and beef
Yo quero taco bell
i have nine cents in my fucking bank account... not even a dime
his internet history is a lot of porn, how to make a hovercraft and side-effects of jacking off too much
she smelled like a LAN party
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
I'm hiding behind a bush in mens clothing next to a ducks crossing sign. There are joggers. Please hurry.
Well as our DD it was my responsibility to get us home safely. If that meant strapping you down to the backseat using all 3 seatbelts then so be it.
The vagina on Hilton Head is mighty fine this time of year.
it's 10:36pm. Do you know where your penis should be?
I texted him a series of texts in which the first letters of each text spelled out "WE SHOULD HAVE SEX". If that's not dedication to the dick, I don't know what is
He's gonna turn my vagina into the Sahara desert
Wtf can everyone stop fucking in my grandma's bed? This is like the third time
We've been fucking like crazy ever since she quit her job..ive been running errands all day to stay out of the house and give my dick a day of rest
I hate my life now
Remember that time we were together? Yeah, I don't miss that.
I am really drunk and also a zombie.
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