i have nine cents in my fucking bank account... not even a dime
"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
I hope this adventure ends at a hospital
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
I feel like everything in this room is sweating
I couldn't get past the raccoon on my porch so i slept on my lawn.
Like I've never seen her that drunk. She's usually like quiet and doesn't say she'll fuck someone on a futon
he gave me a thermos so I could take my coffee with my on drive of shame. I was unexpectedly grateful...
My cell phone fell out of my shirt pocket while tying my shoe on an escalator....which was followed by me being accused of trying to sneak an upskirt photo and being violently shoved down the top of the escalator. How's YOUR day?
It's just great that Easter is on 4/20 this year. Now everyone can enjoy the Easter egg hunts. And being around my whole family.
I'm sending you a dick pic. Ill tell the other ppl in this pancheros its cool
Don't send a pic of dick unless it's inside the burrito
Blow Jobs and the Patriots Playing I think I’m going to marry her
i think i puked but i couldve been a dream and i may have madeout with a 20 something guy infront of my managers...also possible dream.
I’ve basically been controlling him with my tits for months now, so I can’t even imagine what would happen if I start banging him
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