yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
Your brother just informed me that half a mouthful is a unit of measurement. I love talking to members of your family.
maybe we can find two twins tonight and bang them together and then my life is complete
i just sat down and hooked up with this girl. after she left i called over another girl and did the same. this happened about four more times and i never left my chair
She's either too fat to type, hammered or has terrible spelling.
Apparently I was holding on to a pizza crust for hours last night.
Just made macaroni burritos. Fukkin awesome. We'll have to try this when I'm sober.,!
Honestly, I've had enough of his asshole to last me the new year.
Please tell me you're talking about his personality.
All I want is a camelback full of Jameson and the weather to be cool enough for me to wear rainbow spandex. Ugh. Pride problems.
I'm glad you have such faith in my ability to find the worst situations with my vagina.
I never realized how weird our shower smells until I cracked a shower beer and had a familiar aroma to compare it to.
Not to play devil's advocate, but, considering how our species has evolved so far... I'm kinda rooting for the sun on the whole heat death thing.
I wanna borrow his axe at this point and cut my head open just to relieve some pressure
I'm setting goals and achieving them. I'd say I'm quite mature for my age.
You're goal was to fuck him and you don't even remember it.
She was screaming and crying about how she couldn't find her middle finger. Then, she threw her body on to the pavement. Thats the last time we buy a freshmen a handle.
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