try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
I wish i could tell a story about guys I know without the phrase "and then I blew him." coming up.
There is an old man sitting across from me. Phone rang and his ringtone is children giggling, I'm not safe here.
my sombrero is too big for the bathroom
I was thinking Sara Jessica Parker was hot. That high.
He invited you over for Super Sexy Saturday and Cosmos... I'm pretty sure that's gay
1 I really miss college walks of shame 2 I think I may have killed this girls cat
I got offered a handle of vodka and tomato soup to bring his dog home. He knows me all too well.
I think you begin to realize how unfair life really is when you're high and you discover that the new box of fruit by the foot on your shelf is actually empty
BECKY! ITS ANDY FROM LAST NIGHT WITH THE PILL
Andy, Sorry you have the wrong number. But good luck with Becky!
And he's in a frat. Everyone in a frat is gay. It's science.
I'm the kind of gay who carries his anxiety medication in case the club scene gets too fierce
I hate who I am becoming
I think of it as growth but I also hate who I am becoming as well
You told me you didn't want to go to the hospital because you were drunk, but because you didn't want to leave the "fun".
Randomize
