u on campus? she just peed the bed i need to go
Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
Funny thing- my attraction to each one is inversely proportional to his level of availability.
Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
It was literally me in an evening gown and him in a tux with six bottles of Vodka at Jons.
And this was for your brother's Christening?
Hey. Be honored that I consider you the genital expert. I know alot of candidates for the position.
You know you drank too much last night when your mouthwash tastes like water
He showed up to a booty call with 2 tea bags, but no condom...
You are in a fancy European city. The best way to truly experience the city is through Tinder
It's like the drive of shame on fucking Christmas. Happy birthday Jesus
It's not even noon and I've had 3 people call me a savage, one of them said it in reference to the blow job I gave them. So I guess you could say it's going to be a good weekend
the last i saw he was butt naked on the top deck of the bus trying to conduct a drunken choir so i really have no idea
I walked in on my sister eating my leftover burrito naked. How could my night have gotten any worse?
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