Most of the time people just stick whatever they want in my mouth. Thanks for letting me decide this time
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
and then some norwegians asked us to be in their porno.
if I die on the way please explain to my mother that I do not wear fishnets on a regular basis
I meant to thank you again for giving up a potential interracial threesome to come to my party. I'm glad you stayed!
What shitty, shitty thing could you possibly tell me that doesnt top the fact that i got hammered and showed everyone i could shit while running
Nothing says love like couples STD testing
Nothing says breakup like the results
I need a present that says please like me even though i'm banging your grandson
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
Maybe she'll change her mind but the "go fuck yourself" doesn't seem promising
Never underestimate the power of loudly proclaiming you want to make out with someone
oh you can't commit, don't have any real ambitions, and love to drink PBR? well.... sign me up!
She dated an Australian guy or some dude with an accent. Normal guys don't stand a chance.
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED.
I aimed for bossy but it came out slutty
Dude i just passed out while getting head...she cried
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