Seriously. Destroy her vagina. Do it like an angry baboon mating with a gentle manatee.
I think my hot accountant is wearing banana republic. I miss the days when that ='ed gay. Signals are so confusing now.
This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
dude, never take two tylenol pm and smoke three bowls. i feel like i'm covered in cold ants.
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
I kind of want you to get arrested just so I could frame an avatar mugshot.
Waking and baking has revolutionized how i brush my teeth. Seriously up to like 25 min everry morn. Highly recommend
It's taking 3 penises to fill the hole he left in my heart.
I had to help you off the toilet floor because you couldn't get up, then you threw your drink on the floor and just said "oh dear" really calmly.
I think I won over his best friend. He was staring at my boobs all night.
That moment when you can't decide if you should vote for the random frat guy you have head to at the beginning of the semester for business and technology senator.
Like did he really think I just hit him up for dick !? It's 11:30 am , these ain't hoe hours
hey, just so we're clear, next time we go swimming drunk at my house, we have to use the floating chairs instead of my mattress. i'm not sure how to get it out of the pool.
I mean, it's good for a lot of things. Just not the inside of your vagina
Well neither is bbq sauce but I dont judge kinks
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