Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
remind me not buy ky at kmart ever again. Had to get a manager to open the locked case. then he stood there and watched me look through the selection
I hate that ur telling me this.
just ask for directions from a guy with a penis drawn on his window
turns out making maccaroni and cheese with whipped cream instead of butter is only good when your high
how do i tell him I'm always in the mood without sounding like a slut?
Even though he was watching you pee on his bedroom floor, you kept denying it and saying he was dreaming
Do you think I shall pursue this journey to the center if the dick?
I rather not break my neck. It's hard to look sexy with a neck cast.
So after I fell off 4 times we concluded I'm not allowed to ride him anymore.
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
I can't believe you're forcing me to handle this hangover sober
She says the reason I don't talk to her is because I'm "emotionally lazy" what ever that means
I just learned in class that female whales slap their fins against the water and then ten males come and fight for her yet we can't get guys to text us back
Wine through a straw in a subway cup.....classy
Just bedazzled a flask, while drinking out of it. Hot glue is EVERYWHERE.
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